[witty title here]

I’m a slut because I’ll wear shorts and a tank top
I’m a bitch because I don’t let you push me around.
I’m a liar because I won’t tell you everything.
I’m stupid because sometimes I’m wrong.
I’m ugly because my face isn’t perfect.
I’m a whore because I like boys.
I’m annoying because I’m not chill enough.
I’m a loser because I’m not friends with your group.
I’m fake because I’m happy most of the time.
I’m weird because I’m not like you.
I’m controlling because I get mad sometimes.
I’m clingy because I like to be around people.  
I’m conceited because I’m proud of who I am.
I’m rude because my manners aren’t perfect.
I’m unappreciative because I don’t praise you.
And what your perfect?